My Beautiful Mommy

What has the world come to? It used to be that you had to talk to your kids about drugs. Then sex. Then divorce. Then school violence. Then internet stalkers/sickos. Now? How to explain to your kids that Mommy is getting a nose job and having her breasts enlarged!!

That's what's detailed in the latest book on parenting, entitled "My Beautiful Mommy".

I have to ask ... WHAT ABOUT DAD??! He's just gonna get fat and old while Mom gets young and perky? How do you explain THAT?

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